Hey animals! Try to guess what the new item of today is. I'll give you a few hints:
- No one notices it's absence.
- You just can't get it to open up to you!
Ok, guess.
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You guessed pirate chest, right?
Cheater! You read the header! (⋋▂⋌)
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...Oh, you say you didn't? Well I'm watching you... (¬_¬)
*whispers quietly from afar* liar...
Okay, now I'll ACTUALLY get to the item.
The new item of today is the pirate chest. It isn't really popular, and no one really openly admits to liking it, but it's in almost every nonmember den. It's a necessity to us, like toothpaste.
At the same time, it's not popular because– I'll word it better. It's not in demand because pretty much no one notices it's absence. Even when it's gone, it's still there. There's no reason to bring this old chunk of wood into your fancy member den, so why bother going all the way to the chamber of knowledge to see and buy it in person?
The pirate chest is always there, in our hearts...
♡
That's all for now, Jammers,
see you in Jamaa!
... I actually really like this item... and I'm a member right now... even though I started using it as a nonmember -_-
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