Please forgive me for the following post :)
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HEY THERE JAMMERS!?!?!?!??!
Were you around in the glorious bygone days when you could do stuff like THIS!?!?
AWWWW YEAH
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
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Now what if I told you.....
YOU COULD DO THIS RIGHT NOW IN THE GREAT YEAR OF 2020!?!?!?
That's right, JAMMERS ! For only THREE easy payments of YOUR SOUL, you TOO can understand the JOYS of flying as a land ANIMAL !
NOW...
FOLLOW my LEAD !
GO TO YOUR DEN AFTER BEING IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ARE TALKING!!! YEP!!!
Next, CLICK A PERSON'S NAME FROM THE CHAT LOG!!! YEP IT'LL STILL BE THERE!!!
step TWO!!!! Go to they den!!!! Scurry along now, we don't got all day!!!!
AND NOW>>>>
CONGARTULATION, YOU are FLYING !
And best of all...... it's the best kind of flying.
The flying where you can't move and you're stuck in the upper left hand corner like a FOOL ! :^)) stupendous !
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Over yonder, what's that I see ? :3c
Do mine eyes deceive me ?
oh NO! D:
The GREAT EAGLE approaches!
The GREAT EAGLE approaches and you are paralyzed!!! D:!!
YOU MUST NOT BE NOTICED–
oh NO!!!!!!
she NOTICES!!!!
Drop all your den items to confuse her!! hurry !!!
Good! She has seen that you can put your own items in her den and it is confusing her! Phew, that was close D:"
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And now you're back at your den, still stuck in the top left corner of the screen! Wow!
What's this?
You're saying that this glitch didn't work?
Of course it didn't, silly!
This was a demo!
You still have yet to hand in the three payments of your soul yet!
That's the only way it works!
NOW PAY UP :)
Are you omega Flowey?
ReplyDeleteBecause you seem to want some souls.
Let's talk specifics. Monster or human? Mine or something like Kindness?
That's an undertale reference, and that's all I know about how to answer this comment xD
DeleteCorrect! Enjoy your soul.
DeleteI would love to do this glitch, but sadly I have already traded my soul for a smoothie in the Pillow Room. :(
ReplyDeleteAlso, have you seen the banana king?
UPDATE: After being missing since July of 2011, reports have come in that the banana king has allegedly been sighted hiding in the bushes by Jamaa Township. For what purpose, no one knows, but one thing is clear... the hunt for the banana king may once again gain traction.
DeleteWow. I might have almost woken up the whole house with my uncontrollable laughter.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this dumb post made you laugh X)
DeleteHow do we hand in our soul
ReplyDeleteStuff your soul in a box and mail it to Wildworks. They will do with it what they will X)
DeleteHad such a great laugh, made my day.
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad it could make you smile! :D
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